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 Paris to Record Duet with Benji MaddenCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus 3 hours, 21 minutes agoAuditory diarrhea is not just something you can hear in the bathroom stall of your local Denny’s anymore, it’s something that you can experience in full digital, surround-sound glory! That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, you can now experience t...ympanic esctasy when you listen to Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s upcoming duet! Not satisfied to just create the colonic blowout that was her first album, Paris Hilton is in plans to enter the studio with main squeeze Benji Madden. |
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 Paris Hilton’s Dressed Like a Cheap Stripper for a Launch Party of the DayCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 1 day, 2 hours agoParis Hilton is reportedly single because I guess the rich rockstar she was dating doesn’t have to follow the herpes life sentence rule the rest of us follow and that is that when you land the shit, you stay locked down to the bitch who gave it to ...you, or the bitch you gave it to 6-8 weeks after a wild night raw doggin’ a stripper and polluting your girlfriend of the time who you cheated on, even though sex with strippers is never considered cheating where I am from, it’s just buying yourself something that feels good like when a girl goes to the salon to get her hair and nails done. |
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 Paris Hilton Topless In 944 MagazineCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 1 day, 3 hours agoHere’s Paris Hilton posing topless in the latest 944 Magazine. I know we all hate her, but let’s pretend this is the first time we’ve ever seen her. I know it’s hard to do but in order to enjoy these pictures of a half-naked skinny blond chic...k, it’s the only way. Try it, it almost works. |
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 Paris Hilton's Wonky Eye Rolls OnCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 1 day, 3 hours agoA deliciously craptastic picture of Paris Hilton rocking her wonky-eye and man-hands like there's no tomorrow. What's she got her eye on now. Click to enlarge, with pussy pits bonus!... |
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 Paris Hilton Topless In 944 MagazineCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 1 day, 5 hours agoHere’s Paris Hilton posing topless in the latest 944 Magazine. I know we all hate her, but let’s pretend this is the first time we’ve ever seen her. I know it’s hard to do but in order to enjoy these pictures of a half-naked skinny blond chic...k, it’s the only way. Try it, it almost works. |
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 Paris Hilton Has Found A New BFFCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 5 days, 3 hours agoParis Hilton just updated her blog to give us an update on what she’s been up to all summer long. Here’s a snippet of her post: “Hope you’re all having a wonderful summer. This is actually the first summer where I didn’t just lounge arou...nd in St. Tropez or a private beach somewhere–I didn’t take a vacation this summer because it’s been non- stop work. “I’ve been shooting the show, editing it, traveling to Europe to promote my handbag line and fragrance, designing my fall collection for my shoes and clothing line, and working in my studio on a new album. So professionally its been a very successful and productive summer. My favorite part of the summer has been the time I’ve gotten to spend on tour with my love Benj :) We always have the best time together and he’s played some shows in some pretty rad places: Orlando for example, so we got to go to Disney World, which is always a blast! He’s such an amazing boyfriend and so talented too…I love watching him perform on stage, so hot! :) Loves it! |
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 Paris wears a magic braCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 6 days, 3 hours agoIt goes without saying that Paris Hilton loves to be the center of attention. She loves it so much that she’s talking to the media… about her rack. Again. From ContactMusic: A spokesperson for Hilton insists she hasn’t had her breasts su...rgically altered, crediting “a prototype from her Paris Hilton ‘push-up’ bra line” for the star’s enlarged cleavage. The representative adds: “Paris has never had plastic surgery.” |
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 Paris Hilton is a Choker JokerCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 1 week, 4 days agoParis Hilton sports a sparkly choker and detailed dress straps as she arrives at the grand opening of the Apple Lounge in West Hollywood on Thursday. The 27-year-old heiress now has some legal trouble after being sued for not honoring her contract... to promote the 2006 film, National Lampoon’s Pledge This! She was allegedly hired to promote the film for $1 million, however, according to attorney Michael Goldberg, she “failed to attend any talk shows or telephonic or in-person interviews.” WHAT DO YOU THINK of Paris’ choker and dress straps — YAY or NAY? 15+ pictures of Paris Hilton, the choker joker… |
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 Paris Hilton See Through PicturesCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 2 weeks, 1 day agoHere’s Paris Hilton partying at the Playboy Mansion wearing a see through nightie which reveals her sweet ass. It’s moments like these that I put away my disgust towards Paris and accept her for the slut that she is. And you should too. |
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 Paris Hilton to Open Her Own Nightclub in VegasCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 2 weeks, 2 days agoParis Hilton dropped $7.5 million earlier this year to turn an old building in Vegas into her very own Paris-themed nightclub. The only problem? Coming up with a name that says “Paris” without actually using the word “Paris.” “Twat” and ...cooze” don’t count. According to Digital Spy Hilton had hoped to call the club ‘Paris’, but her plans were thwarted when she discovered that a nearby casino already uses the same name. An insider [said], “She’s now considering The Paris Hilton Nightclub instead. She has already paid for the lease which didn’t come cheap. The idea is to get the club up and running before the end of the year and to host the wildest New Year’s Eve party ever.” |
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 Paris Hilton to John McCain: You’re Not HotCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 3 weeks agoParis Hilton fires back at “that wrinkly white haired guy” in a spoof posted on humor Web site FunnyorDie. Last week, Republic presidential candidate John McCain likened Democratic presidental candidate Barack Obama to celebrities Britney Spea...rs and Paris Hilton. McCain campaign strategist Steve Schmidt said, “It’s beyond dispute that [Obama] has become the biggest celebrity in the world. But do the American people really want to elect the biggest celebrity in the world?” Paris’s rep released this statement in response to the ad: “Miss Hilton was neither asked, nor did she give permission, for the use of her likeness in the ad, and has no further comment.” |
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 Paris and Benji Drive Gas-Guzzling Hybrid?Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus 3 weeks, 6 days agoParis Hilton and Benji Madden do their part for the environment and get around in a hybrid SUV as they go shopping at DCMA and Fred Segal in West Hollywood on Monday. Benji has apparently been a good influence on the hotel heiress as she recently ...said, “I just feel like a grown-up now. I think my whole life I was kind of living as a teenager and not really taking responsibility. We’re so in love and so happy right now and it’s only been six months. I finally have a nice guy!” 10+ pictures inside of Paris and Benji going green with the gas-guzzling hybrid… |
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 Paris Hilton's breast: What's happening here?Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 17th, 2008Let me a take a stab at what's going on here: Paris Hilton's magical bra, which in defiance of God's Will makes her appear to have cleavage, is running low on unicorn tears. That, or her breasts are made of slowly melting ice cream. The flavor? Ben &... Jerry's New "V.D. Cone Home." Look for it in your grocer's freezer. EDIT: Apparently, with the boob droopage in full effect, Paris tried to hook up with recently single soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo only to be shot down, according to the Daily Mail. Benji Madden would be pissed except he realizes he's Benji Madden and is just happy to touch a vagina. |
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 Paris Hilton is hawking hair extensions nowCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 17th, 2008These are promotional shots for Paris Hilton's new hair extension line DreamCatchers. You can check out the company site here if you absolutely hate your eyes, ears and sense of dignity. In the meantime, I've come up with some slogans to help Paris i...n her entrepreneurial pursuit: DreamCatchers: Because you've stopped taking your meds and stole your grandmother's purse. Get beautiful! DreamCatchers: Look we gave her some money and figured she'd choke on the extensions during the development process. Who knew? |
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 Do You Fancy Jessica Simpson?Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 13th, 2008New promos of Jessica Simpson lying down on a bed of silk satin sheets have surfaced, presumably for her new Fancy perfume. This is all part of the 28-year-old aspiring country singer’s fragrance development deal with Parlux, the same company wh...o works with heiress Paris Hilton for her fragrances. Jess has said, “With Fancy, I wanted to create a pretty fragrance, one that I could be just as comfortable wearing on the red carpet or every day with my favorite jeans. For me Fancy is just that–fancy. This is a special fragrance–personal, whimsical, playful and romantic with a heart of gardenia, an essence I truly cherish.” The official launch for Fancy is next month, August 15. |
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 Did Parasite Come From A Funeral Or Something?Category: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 4th, 2008Paris Hilton’s push-up bra and B-cups made an appearance last night in Hollywood, spotted with whipped-cock boyfriend Benji Madden. They reportedly partied inside Crown Bar, then most likely made their way home, kicking off the nightly ritual of Pa...ris begging for sex while her dude lays snoring and passed out. Eventually, she realizes the effort put forth humping limp dick isn’t worth the energy, so bedtime it becomes. The sun must have been extremely vibrant last night, too, as the Good Charlotte rocker felt he needed to further shield his eyes from pap flashes, despite wearing black sunglasses. Now that my thoughts cycle, If that was me, I wouldn’t want anyone photographing my eyes either…you know he’s destroyed from drugs and booze, so think red and droopy. No blame cast, though…all the mind altering substances required to maintain partial sanity while dating Paris Hilton is expected. |
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 Paris Hilton Bikini Bottom-BoobCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jul 1st, 2008Paris Hilton’s sad little tits were squirmed their way out of her three-sizes-too-small bikini top ithis weekend, which I’m only posting because technically, it’s still bottom-boob. Granted, they’re attached to Paris fucking Hilton, which is ...the equivalent of me handing you a turd wrapped velvet or a syphilitic boil covered in glitter, but you aren’t supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth. I don’t know how you even could, anyway. It’s not like Sarah Jessica Parker is in any of these pictures or anything. Zing! |
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 Gift WhoreCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 28th, 2008Paris Hilton is said to have made an "extremely generous" donation to the Childrens Hospital of Los Angeles yesterday, towards a new cancer center to be opened in 2010. This comes after her Larry King appearance last year when she claimed she wanted ...to "help raise money for kids and for breast cancer, multiple sclerosis." "The children I have met through my involvement with Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart," Hilton said in a statement. "I am proud to make a donation and lend my name to the fundraising effort to help children who are facing terribly serious illnesses." Oookay. Now I'm all for helping kids with cancer as much as anyone -- but seriously, what's the catch? That was an entire year ago, literally to this day, that she said she supposedly wanted to turn over a new leaf. What was the holdup? Did someone suddenly get a visit from the Christmas Whores of past, present and future? I know somebody else who does nice things for people seemingly for no reason -- and his name is Satan. And he will come to collect on your ass. |
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 Weight Gain Paris Hilton Marijuana BoycottCategory: Cinema & TV - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 23rd, 2008An expanding waistline has prompted Paris Hilton to give up marijuana, according to a new claim from the National Enquirer. The hotel heiress now regrets her long-spanning fascination with chronic because her battles with “the munchies” have left... her infamous petite frame a bit pudgy. “Paris gets stoned all the time,” says one Enquirer says. “I’ve seen Paris smoke pot many times. It’s normal to her puffing away, and no one thinks anything of it…Her little glass pipe is one of the main accessories in her purse, next to her cell phone and lipstick….She will go to the bathroom to smoke at different Hollywoood clubs, or sometimes she’ll just light up in the VIP area.” |
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 Joel Madden Kills the MoodCategory: Music Industry - Posted by: rapvirus on Jun 18th, 2008In case you've been stuck in a cave for the past several months, Paris Hilton is smitten with Benji Madden—and for the millionth time, the heiress proclaimed her in-loveness to the world. On his KIIS-FM morning show, Ryan Seacrest surprised his ...guest Benji by playing a prerecorded interview with Paris. But what could have turned into a sweet, touching moment following playback was cut short by Benji's twin brother and Good Charlotte bandmate Joel. Here's what Paris had to say about realizing she had feelings for her current beau: "When I heard [Benji] make a speech about Joel and Nicole and the baby [at the couple's baby shower], I thought he was cute then. And then when I saw him with Harlow, I just realized he had a really sweet, kind heart. Then we just totally had a crush on each other, and we fell in love right away." Following Paris' touching, Lifetime-movie moment, Joel stepped in and set the record straight. |
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